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Picking
Up Women In Clubs
Clubbing and pubbing is a major part of life if we're looking
to pull. Everyone knows that if you are after a quickie- it's so easy
to pick up a slapper- who by 2 in the morning is desperate to get a
bit of loving from anyone and everyone. But how do you pick up the girl
of your dreams on the dance floor- the one that every man is looking
at and wants. What makes or breaks your record?…. Pattie Kempton, our
very own sex-pert explains all….. "Picking up a girl on the dance
floor- is harder than it looks- but then isn't everything in life? Picking
up any girl is hard enough- don't get me wrong I do sympathise with
you lads but picking up that all important dream ladee- or shag is just
in another league. But there are some simple do's- and don'ts which
could make all the difference to you- after all a Skoda (however
much they've supposed to have improved) just isn't the same as a Jag
is it?"
"Firstly, don't appear to be too drunk. "
Now
this may sound both stupid and obvious, but you would be surprised at
what a difference it can make. Trust me, no girl, however desperate
likes a slobbering, out of control male, breathing smelly, beery breathe
all over them. If you fall or trip onto a girl, knocking them or even
worse pushing them over- I suggest you make a hasty exit, without a
backwards glance. If you know you've had a lot to drink- and feel out
of control I suggest you give it a miss all together- you'll only make
a fool of yourself, and if you're a regular- beware your reputation
may precede you- a very dangerous consequence. In the long run if you
are successful- you'll only end up embarrassing yourself back at the
ranch- and rumours- bad ones are a mans nightmare.
"Try and look like you can dance."
Now
for 99% of men I know this is nearly impossible. If you're the other
1% then thank your lucky stars- you've been blessed. For girls there
is nothing more than a good dancer that can get your pulses racing.
But on the other hand- a bad dancer is the worst turn off. Now, it's
all very well me saying 'learn to dance' because I know dancing is hard
enough- dancing well is almost impossible. Listening to the rhythm of
the music, may it be dance, garage or cheesy pop is a good starting
point. Closing your eyes may help you, then once you're satisfied dance
to that rhythm, although you may not be dancing well, you will be dancing
in time- which if anything is better than nothing. DON'T copy anyone
else's dancing, the fact is although you may think they look good- others
probably won't and if they do look good- you will probably won't look
as good- and therefore look stupid if not anything else.
"Pick the right combination"
Clothes
all ways catch girl's eyes- sometimes for the wrong reasons. One key
idea is to make sure you are dressed correctly or accordingly for the
place you are going. Don't wear a load Hawaii shirt for a Garage Night,
or trendy shirt and tie duo for an Indie Night. You simply just won't
attract the right attention or girl for that matter. Also make sure
that what you pick to wear, at least suits you. Ask someone else's opinion,
preferably females, your mums at the last resort- after all their all
ways biased. But a female point of view is very important- what you
mates might say- is probably not accurate.
Another
tip is to ask females what they like to see men in- what catches their
eye- and what doesn't- this will give a good general idea. Make sure
that what ever you choose fits you properly. Designer labels are not
all ways the best option. High street names are more accessible and
come in a wider range of fittings. There is no point is splashing out
on an expensive top- if it doesn't fit you properly. A nice fitting
shirt- can turn an outfit around.
"Look like you're enjoying yourself"
This
again may seem obvious, but you'd be surprised at how many men look
unhappy or worse desperate when on the dance floor. Trust me, there
is nothing worse than a man continually looking round for talent, almost
panting. Just relax and enjoy yourself with your mates, the aura that
you give out will be much healthier and happier, therefore attracting
more women.
"Invest in something different"
Personal
hygiene and appearance are very important- we have already talked about
clothes, but Body Odour is just as important. Most people I hope start
the night smelling nice and fresh, but 4 hours later it may not be the
same story. Smelly men, sweating is the most repulsive thing ever- it
makes me feel physically sick. Make sure you take ample measures to
prevent this happening- you'll thank me later on I promise. Also, invest
in a rarer, more expensive aftershave- It's worth it. Every man smelling
the same can become quite tiresome, when one a bit different comes along-
interest sparks!
"Don't creep up"
One
of the scariest things I find when out clubbing is when men come up
behind you, and try and dance in time with you, sticking their crotch
into your backside. The thought disturbs me! DO NOT DO THIS!! Realistically
how many men do you see have success with this method? None that I've
seen. You make think, as you stare at your targets bottom that they
are encouraging you, inviting you to- Trust me they are not. You're
drunk and IMAGINING IT!!
And finally…"Don't blow it"
When
eye contact has been established, and you wander over don't blow it
by a cheesy chat up line. They simply don't work these days. They've
been tried before you and failed so don't fall into the trap and think
you're different- you aren't at all. A simple hello, or can I get you
a drink may be much more successful than a cheesy chat up line.
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